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('Stressed out Maa-kun')
(M) What's this?
('Stressed out Maa-kun')
(M) What do you eat?
('Stressed out Maa-kun')
(M) Alright, let's start with something that's closed.
(M) Please say something.
- Does it matter? - It's crowded too?
(That was a strong reply.)
- Does it matter? - It's crowded too?
- Does it matter? - It doesn't matter!
- Recently we haven't been saying it much,
but back in the day,
there was an idea of leaving footprints
to leave an impression on everyone.
- Of course. - Of course you're conscious of it even now.
But these days, it's kind of cold to stand out too much.
- If you do it too much, it won't be fun. - Right.
If you want to say something smart and sharp, or say something funny,
it's best to leave a mark with those words.
- Right. - You've been doing it for 7 years.
- Right. - In all of your videos.
Don't you have your own words that make you laugh even now?
- My own words? - Seriously?
- I can't think of any. - Really?
We did some research on what kind of words you think are funny.
- Right. - On your Twitter,
you've been doing a lot of research on famous quotes and such, right?
This time, we're going to talk about the ones you think are the funniest.
- We're going to guess them. - I see.
- Let's use this as reference. - Okay.
[Guessing]
- Who wants to go first? - I think I've said this before.
- I'm sure you've said it before. - I know.
- I know you want to say it. - Right.
- You said you wanted to say famous quotes. - I just said my favorite words.
- I didn't know if you were going to say them. - "Kushishi uu uu" was funny.
- You didn't say it. - I definitely didn't say it.
- "Kushishi uu uu" is a word? - That's true.
- I didn't say it as a word. - That's an error.
- That's a bug. - I'm not making it up.
- I'm not. I'm serious. - "Really, you're awesome, you're so cool..."
- I have one like that. - You do?
- There is one like that in Korea. - I have one like that, too.
- I have one that is when Toshimitsu is drunk... - Oh!
- I might have said it perfectly.
- In my video for "Giraffe's Bloom",
- I'm thinking of "Giraffe's Bloom" in the latter part of the movie.
- Yeah, only "leather", only the missing "leather"
- Oh, yeah, yeah. - "Song Masa"
- That's a famous quote, too.
- Toshimitsu has used "Song Masa", right?
- I think I'm dead right now.
I'm telling you, you have to put it in here.
- Hashtag "deep kiss" is also a bit... - No, it's not that.
- It is. - No matter how you think about it, it's there.
Also, it's not just "smart" or "wow, that's amazing" reasons.
- Like, "did you get your student ID?" - Ah!
- I see. - It's too old. - It's about four years old.
- I had the most secrets. - Oh!
The most. I say a lot of meaningless things.
Oh, I remember! That one too!
"Driving a car, driving it around and eating it" is in there.
- Isn't that an error? - That's definitely an error.
But that's the only thing that's not an error, right?
Seriously, if that's okay with you, I have something that I'm sure of.
"Royal Blood" is more "deep kiss" than "smart"
- I like that one the most. - Ah, you're right.
When I was editing it, that was the only thing I could think of.
- "Deep kiss"? - "Deep kiss" is kind of nice.
- Is it too old? - No, it's not!
- I think it's too editable. - I have an idea!
In the past, people would say "country mom" and stuff like that.
I think "sense" is a good one.
Even if I say it like a famous quote, "leather only", "only leather is missing"
- It's a famous quote, too. - Yeah.
- I think I've said that before. - I don't think you've said it before.
- So, Shimizu-san, your first guess is... - Yes!
"leather only", "only leather is missing".
Shimizu-san's famous quote...
- is incorrect! - Wow!
- It's incorrect! - What?!
- It's too incorrect! - It's incorrect!
- But I like it! "only leather is missing"! - Oh, I see! "only leather is missing"!
Yes, I got it!
- Oh, I see! - If that's first place, I'd do it.
- I'd do it. - I'd do it. - I'd do it. - I'd do it. - I'll announce it. - Yes!
- First place is... I'm going to eat! - Wow! - You're crazy! - You!
- What should I do? - The worst members, and you're first place.
- "only leather is missing". - You're the worst mouse player in the world.
- "go to a mall". - Suddenly?
But it's almost the same, and it's cutlery beans.
- Oh! - Oh!
And it's dark enough to drive a car.
- Oh! - Oh!
But I still don't know what it is.
- What's that? - What's that?
- Something like bochi bochi bobo? - Bochi bochi bobo?
I don't know what that is.
- Oh! - Oh!
It didn't go up at all.
- Oh! - Oh!
- It didn't go up at all. - There might have been one or two.
- If you don't say it, it won't go up. - Yeah.
- I see, I see. - That's how it is.
Yes!
- Can I say it next? - Yes!
- I haven't decided yet. - I'm kind of scared.
I don't really have an impression of it, though.
I don't know what it is anymore.
There are a few, but...
Break it when you're done.
- Oh! - Oh!
- That's definitely it! - That's definitely it!
- Or! - Or!
It's a kokeshi!
- Or! - Or!
- "It's a kokeshi!" - No, no, no!
- But I don't know if it's possible... - No, no, no!
- The power of the video itself is a little different. - Oh, but...
Or...
Break it in the poop?
- Oh! - Oh!
- But I'd like to break it if it's breakable. - Yeah.
I'll kill the old woman!
- That's possible! - Of course!
- Of course "I'll kill her!" is possible! - That's fine!
- "I'll kill her!" is possible! - "I'll kill her!" is "gramps"!
- Oh, "gramps" is possible. - I'd say "gramps" is possible.
- "I'll kill the gramps!" doesn't get in. - Doesn't get in.
- It doesn't.
I can only think of "break it when you're done."
- That's tough! - That's too tough!
I think that's strong.
Mr. Iremaru's answer is...
"Break it when you're done"?
Correct!
- Yay! - Oh!
Yay, yay, yay, yay!
- Yay, yay, yay, yay! - He's really famous for that!
- So chaotic. - So chaotic.
- As expected of you. - As expected of you!
- I'll come back now. - I only got this far.
- I knew it. - I knew it.
It was really funny watching it myself.
- The editing was dark too. - Yeah, yeah.
If I'd been awake and it'd been over, I'd have forgotten about it.
Second place is "Grandpa's been killed".
- Oh, that one. - That one.
I'm glad I killed grandpa.
"Killing grandpa" is first place.
- I want "twist pan". - That's crazy.
Is there such a thing?
- No, there isn't. - There isn't?!
Do you want me to kill you?
- I knew you'd say that. - Those three?
- Those three. - That's no good at all.
Twist pan
- Next up is Ryo-kun. - Yes.
"Twist pan" has a lot of syllables.
- There's a lot of syllables that end in a circle. - Yes, Ryo has a good sense of humor.
"Too boring" by Sugoroku.
- Ah! "Too boring" with a background. - That's it.
- That's it.
- Too boring! - That's possible.
- "Twist pan" has a lot of syllables, too. - "Twist pan" has a lot of syllables.
- What kind of "twist pan" did you have, Sabu - chan? - That's a Twitter account.
- That's also in the video. - Ah, you mentioned it?
- It's included in the famous quote history.
- I see. - I've heard you eat up quite a lot of "twist pan".
- "I'm happy it's included" is for "monster of Takeshita".
- That's not good.
- "East Ojippo" is shorter than "West Ojippo".
- That's not good.
- If you cut it off, I'll be in my own room.
- That's not good.
- I don't think I can drink from this video.
- "I like higher prices"
- "Too small"
- You said something. - "Don't make a joke about small things"
- I think "too boring" with a background is a common quote.
- I've heard you say "that part was funny" a lot.
- "Too boring" is...
- "Too boring"
- Incorrect!
- Is "too boring" included?
- It's not in the options.
- It's not included in "too boring" with a background?
- It's old even if you cut it off.
- It's old.
- Can I announce it?
- "Hey, if it's too small, don't make a joke about it"
- I knew it!
- You're the worst person.
- "If it's too small, don't make a joke about it"
- You're the worst.
- You're not funny.
- I'm going to clean up. - It's the same.
- Anything else? - If you stop eating, I'll make you eat.
- Ah! - Yes! - You're famous. - You're famous.
- It's a really good BGM.
If you stop eating, I'll make you eat.
- It's bad words. - Yeah.
- What else? - And...
- I have to go pick up chestnuts.
- What? - I have to go pick up chestnuts.
- You don't have to go pick up chestnuts. - What are you talking about?
- You're selling it in a middle school, right?
If you stop eating, I'll make you eat.
- I thought "if you stop eating" was easy. - "If you stop eating" was often after "toshimizu".
- Yeah. - It was often, but...
- It was too long of a sentence to make it into a question, so there weren't many options. - I see.
- "If you stop eating" is a very popular word. - This is...
- Well... - Girls? - You'll get killed.
- You're the worst! - You're the worst!
- You're terrible! - You're terrible!
- If it's popular, it doesn't matter anymore. - Yeah.
- It's not something you can't say. - I talk about it a lot.
- What is it? - I'm scared.
- "If you stop eating." - "If you stop eating."
- "If you stop eating" itself. - "If you stop eating" itself is a bad word.
- "If you stop eating" is a bad word. - "If you stop eating" itself is a bad word.
- Ah! - Ah!
- I've heard that a lot. - I've heard that a lot.
- "If you stop eating" changes quite often. - Yeah, it's easy to leave it.
- If you say it now, it'll last for long. - I'd want "if you don't eat."
- Please say it. - "If you don't eat" doesn't work for me.
- I don't know "if you don't eat" ... - I've heard "thank you" but you didn't say it.
- Don't you finish it!
- Please point at that. - Where "if you don't eat" comes from is "error."
- removing "error" is "if you don't eat."
- I'm "if you don't eat"Woman. I still haven't gotten out of grip of my nature and I'm f plataforms.
If that's the case, who should we kill next?
Let's kill the first one.
My quote is "If you're a woman, you can kill."
That's terrible.
That's the worst.
That's correct!
That's crazy.
I thought you were going to say it yourself and get angry.
You said it in this era.
You're the most sensitive now.
"Sometimes you say good things and you can't stop" was already popular.
Those two were a little fun.
Let's be a little more gentle.
Let's move on to the next one.
Let's move on to the next one, Shibuya-san.
Yes, Yugyeom-kun.
It's not bad when you throw your nose in the coin parking lot, isn't it?
That's what you like.
That's what Tetsuya likes.
Tetsuya is just Tetsuya.
He's just Tetsuya.
You know, it's cool, isn't it?
It's cool, isn't it?
It's too old, isn't it?
I don't know.
What made you laugh a lot recently?
Thank you.
Is that what you said?
You were peeing, weren't you?
What?
You were peeing, weren't you?
I saw it.
You were peeing.
I saw it.
I was watching it.
The pee came out of his pants.
I was peeing.
You were peeing?
I didn't show you.
I saw it!
You weren't peeing.
You were holding it.
Holding it?
Don't you have the blood of an ignorant person?
The answer is...
Yes, I do.
I'm getting hungry.
You're laughing too much.
You have a strong nose.
Kiss you is ugly, but it's no good.
That sounds good.
It is.
It's too old, isn't it?
Do you want to pick one?
I really don't know.
I don't think it's this one.
My ranking for souvenirs is...
Muchinochi Muchinochi Muchinochi Hane
Hi, I'm Socrates!
Despu
Correct!
Wow!
You're good!
Igoiro Igoiro
I was a bit of a fan of Mr. Messe's "Kamiomi".
I really liked it.
What else was there?
Trihardstick
Oh, that one!
Bukinshin Dakara Bukkusa
Why?
What is that?
I didn't get many votes,
but I liked "Kuchibiru Uchideru Bainiku Ima Tokete Uwaa" from the photo.
What?
Kuchibiru Uchideru Bainiku Ima Tokete Uwaa
Let's move on to the last one.
What do I like?
Sakeronda no Zenin Efuran
Oh, that one!
Kakushin Tsuiteru
I'm surprised by your ranking.
You're surprised?
I don't know. I really don't know.
You didn't choose this one, did you?
That's...
Shichabuku na Megane ga Oshirudono
That's a good one.
Shichabuku na Megane ga Oshirudono
It's really deep.
Shichabuku na Megane ga Oshirudono
I've never said it myself.
That's a good one.
I see.
Is there anything else?
Kyousho no Utsuwa wa Taniyori Fukatsu
You didn't say it!
Is there anything else?
Sensei, is that...
Kannon no Satsu da?
You grab it like this, right?
Takaramono no...
What was it?
When you say, "Look for a treasure,"
it's like, "Go look for a treasure."
There was one.
Takaramono no...
Can you decide which one will win first place?
Yes!
This is the most famous quote that a teacher has ever spoken about!
Don't look down! Your glasses will fall down!
Pfft!
That's it!
Correct!
Yay!
I did it!
That's amazing!
That's surprising!
But it's unique.
Yay!
I like it, too.
They gave me 70,000 votes.
Wow!
70,000?!
I did about 70,000 votes and got 22,000 votes.
That's a lot!
By the way, who's in second place?
In second place, "How old are you?" are these six people.
Third place!
Yay!
I thought it was something like that in first place.
And in third place, "Takaramono na omae wa dayo" is in second place.
Here, second and third place each have 15,000 votes, so...
Wow!
If you're born yet...
Oh...
Yeah.
What do you think?
Do you want me to say a normal quote?
It's like...
Surprisingly...
Ii... koichi ii neko jiki da.
Why?!
Ii... koichi ii neko jiki da.
He's trying to take care of his teammates.
Ii... koichi ii neko jiki da.
I think you all know what kind of statements you're supporting.
I hope you'll use it in the future.
Anyway, let's do our best in the future, too.
Thank you for your cooperation!
Thank you!
Don't think about losing!
Don't look down!
Your glasses will fall off!
Ii... koichi ii neko jiki da.
I hope you won't eat it tomorrow.
Oh, no, no.
Thank you.
I hope you won't eat it tomorrow.
Why?!
It's over.